Confessions of a Vampire’s Girlfriend: Things They Don’t Warn You About

So, you think dating a vampire is all moonlit dances and brooding stares from across a candlelit room? I hate to break it to you, but being a vampire’s girlfriend is a lot more complicated than that. Sure, there’s romance, there’s mystery—but there’s also bloodstains that won’t come out of your favorite dress, existential crises at 2 AM, and the ever-present awareness that your immortal lover might outlive literally everything you’ve ever known.

No one warned me. So let me warn you. Here’s what they don’t tell you about loving a creature of the night.