Date Night with a Vampire: A Survival Guide

Dating a vampire is not for the faint of heart—literally. If you’re going to make it work, you need to prepare for all the little challenges that come with loving a creature of the night. No, I’m not just talking about the blood-drinking part. I’m talking about the logistical nightmare that is date night with an undead partner.

But don’t worry, my fellow mortal. I’ve survived enough moonlit rendezvous to pass along some wisdom. Consider this your Vampire’s Girlfriend Survival Guide to planning the perfect evening while keeping your pulse intact.

---

1. Timing is Everything (Literally)

Forget about brunch dates or sun-drenched picnics—unless you want your beloved to burst into flames, which, I assume, would put a damper on the romance. Midnight outings? That’s your new normal. Bonus points if it’s cloudy, misty, or, best of all, a full moon night. Nothing sets the mood like the eerie glow of moonlight reflecting in your lover’s too-intense eyes.